Once upon a time one guy has pissed on the Nelson column. A policeman has came in:
- Oh boy! What's the matter? This is Trafalgar square!
- I've fucked your Trafalgar square!
- Oh boy! There is the parlament here.
- I've fucked your parlament!
- Oh boy! There is the queen palace here.
- I've fucked your queen!
- Oh!.. I'm sorry mylord!
:)